HIPPO HYPOTENUSE OVERSIZED TEE

Back in school, maths and I never got along—if it challenged me for 100 marks, I throw back 10 or 15 at best. But one maths lesson stuck with me forever: the hypotenuse theorem. My teacher made it unforgettable by saying, “Imagine a triangle where a hippo lounges on the longest side, connecting the perpendicular and base like rivers.” That mental image and the formula H² = P² + B² became my one maths victory. This oversized  T-shirt with DTF print is my tribute to that legendary hippo!